Saturday, December 22, 2007

peanut butter and jelly

after eating the 1,425th peanut butter and jelly sandwich of my life, i had the following conversation with my mom:

me: i don't like peanut butter and jelly.

mom: what?!? i thought you loved peanut butter and jelly!

me: i like the jelly, but i do not like that butter.

mom: why not?

me: it tastes like monkeys.

1 comment:

Monkey Toes said...

Hi Sam,
You should come over to my house...I have an elephant. You put peanuts in his hat, spin his arm (really mom does it for a long time), then peanut butter comes out of his other arm. This trick also works with cashews, but not if your dad eats them all.